Joe's New York Pizza

06/22/09

Can I give - 5 stars??

by irisangelapearl

I was served cold pizza and when I asked if she could warm it up in the oven I was told "no, the oven is full". After I saw her remove two pizzas from the oven I asked if there was room now to have my pizza warmed up, she grabbed my pizza and said under her breathe a swear word I cannot enter online that starts with a d and ends with a g. At this point I wanted nothing to do with the old pizza and poor attitude I was getting from Joes Pizza, so I asked for my money back on my nearly $4 per slice. They refused at first and then gave me my money back and told me to never come back again....I dont think they have to worry about me or anyone i know ever going back there. I understand its not fun working around midnight and putting up with drunks, but I was not drunk and honestly all I wanted was warm pizza and not to be called names. Do yourself a favor and never bother going to Joes Pizza.

• Pros: Nothing.
• Cons: Rude employees/managers and Cold Pizza

02/11/06

Good quality and taste but not a stand out

by ppdbikecop

I am not a pizza fan since it all tastes the same to me. Joe's N.Y. Pizza (Portsmouth) offers the same Americia / Italian pie as every other pizzeria in New England. Marinara sauce is slightly sweet, dough is bland, and the final product always seems (3) minutes undercooked. Their Meat Pie is an one exception. Slices are often two inches thick and are packed with meat and flavor. It's more like lasagna. Best time to go is at lunch when there's usually ten pies available by the slcie

• Pros: Variety of pies, The Meat Pie, Open very late
• Cons: undercooked for me, No parking, Late night drunks

07/23/02

Pizza!!!!

by no720s

Joes has some of the best pizza in town.

No parking but no one seems to care that much. It is worth the walk and there is parking near by.

And they are open late.

• Pros: Great Pizza, Seating, Interesting people
• Cons: parking